Wednesday, May 6, 2009

I'm back!

Sorry Cosmopolitan Clevelander (my one reader), true to form, I got lazy and stopped posting for five months. I'm glad I took my hiatus after the robot post, because that's not the nerdiest thing ever...( I don't own a 20-sided dice, I swear).

What happens now? Keep checking back, because I will be posting things that do not involve love, relationships, rainbows or the color pink, because that's not the kind of girl I am. I will, however, be posting things that are dirty, wrong, inappropriate and, hopefully, offensive.

Now, who wants to take a nap in the work bathroom?!

Caveat: That offer only stands if the woman who pumps her breast on a chair outside the stalls is not there.